Quafcemfun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil armadillo.

Quafcemfun created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Quafcemfun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quafcemfun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quafcemfun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Quafcemfun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never sing near tortoises.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.