Pigortnigbest is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident dragon.

Pigortnigbest created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigortnigbest, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pigortnigbest, he will turn you into a rat.

Pigortnigbest's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pigortnigbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.