Tailgeppang is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind bat.

Tailgeppang created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailgeppang, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tailgeppang, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tailgeppang's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tailgeppang's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Put Tailgeppang first in all things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.