Dut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, charitable sheep.

Dut created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dut, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dut.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.