Stipfedcat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate human.

Stipfedcat created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipfedcat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stipfedcat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stipfedcat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stipfedcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not hurt geese.