Vigdotbug is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able walrus.

Vigdotbug created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigdotbug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vigdotbug, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Vigdotbug's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vigdotbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.