Rowlaklib is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, clever dog.
Rowlaklib created a down quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in Rowlaklib, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Rowlaklib, she will have a low opinion of you.
Rowlaklib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Rowlaklib's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Never think ill of sick sheep.
3. Run away if eight badgers approach from the north.
4. Erect three nickel sculptures of Rowlaklib on top of important buildings.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.