Nibtipbog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, impressive snake.

Nibtipbog created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibtipbog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibtipbog, she will curse you with boils.

Nibtipbog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nibtipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must pray to Nibtipbog six times a day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.