Sagsabcipbast is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident cobra.

Sagsabcipbast created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sagsabcipbast, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sagsabcipbast, he will be very sad.

Sagsabcipbast's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sagsabcipbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat bread.