Mintoflarg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive rhinoceros.

Mintoflarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Mintoflarg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mintoflarg, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mintoflarg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mintoflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mintoflarg.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Always help goats in need.