Mithinhan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient finch.

Mithinhan created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mithinhan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mithinhan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mithinhan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mithinhan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Run away from magenta tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Hide if eight doves approach from the east.

4. Mithinhan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
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