Vigladflatcemvilhinrig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring slug.

Vigladflatcemvilhinrig created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigladflatcemvilhinrig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vigladflatcemvilhinrig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vigladflatcemvilhinrig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vigladflatcemvilhinrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Vigladflatcemvilhinrig.