Kincinren is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing fairy.

Kincinren created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kincinren, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kincinren, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kincinren's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kincinren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never run in the presence of tapirs.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.