Jatligrill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying swallow.

Jatligrill created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatligrill, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jatligrill, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jatligrill's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Jatligrill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Put Jatligrill first in all things.