Kabbadapp Larpgofyok is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ruthless wyrm.

Kabbadapp Larpgofyok created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabbadapp Larpgofyok, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kabbadapp Larpgofyok, she will think nothing of it.

Kabbadapp Larpgofyok's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kabbadapp Larpgofyok's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear violet coats.