Fodgidhad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciful cobra.

Fodgidhad created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgidhad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fodgidhad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fodgidhad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fodgidhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never paint your neck indigo.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.