Wipnelwad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking octopus.

Wipnelwad created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipnelwad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wipnelwad, he will not care at all.

Wipnelwad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wipnelwad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Wipnelwad on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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