Wignadceb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful jaguar.

Wignadceb created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wignadceb, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wignadceb, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wignadceb's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wignadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed limes to hamsters while wearing fawn tights.

4. Run away if five goats approach from the east.

5. Never look at galaxies.