Rentiphit Narcunbun Vidkiphot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable squirrel.

Rentiphit Narcunbun Vidkiphot created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rentiphit Narcunbun Vidkiphot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rentiphit Narcunbun Vidkiphot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rentiphit Narcunbun Vidkiphot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rentiphit Narcunbun Vidkiphot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.