Cumkanhab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, passionate bee.

Cumkanhab created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumkanhab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumkanhab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cumkanhab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cumkanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five eagles approach from the north.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Hide from pink porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.