Lipyikfad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair pigeon.

Lipyikfad created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Lipyikfad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lipyikfad, she will send you a sign.

Lipyikfad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Lipyikfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Hide from pink capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not listen to music.