Wodflampib Rulsinnull Bidpoddib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane armadillo.

Wodflampib Rulsinnull Bidpoddib created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wodflampib Rulsinnull Bidpoddib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodflampib Rulsinnull Bidpoddib, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wodflampib Rulsinnull Bidpoddib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wodflampib Rulsinnull Bidpoddib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wodflampib Rulsinnull Bidpoddib.

2. Worship no other gods but Wodflampib Rulsinnull Bidpoddib.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. You must pray to Wodflampib Rulsinnull Bidpoddib eight times a day.