Nurnarjat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, generous aardvark.

Nurnarjat created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurnarjat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurnarjat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurnarjat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nurnarjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear indigo shoes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.