Jenlamnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty dragonfly.

Jenlamnarl created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenlamnarl, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jenlamnarl, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jenlamnarl's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jenlamnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Do not commit murder.