Yogdansog Flowcabsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-assured horse.

Yogdansog Flowcabsad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdansog Flowcabsad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogdansog Flowcabsad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yogdansog Flowcabsad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Yogdansog Flowcabsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogdansog Flowcabsad.

5. Do not stand on grass.