Wabnegfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous centaur.

Wabnegfid created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wabnegfid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wabnegfid, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wabnegfid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wabnegfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Wabnegfid loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Always help doves.