Flybimton is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful ant.

Flybimton created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flybimton, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flybimton, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flybimton's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flybimton's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.