Zustwodcad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful warg.

Zustwodcad created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Zustwodcad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zustwodcad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zustwodcad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Zustwodcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never wear violet corsets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.