Fentangon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, able seal.

Fentangon created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fentangon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fentangon, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fentangon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fentangon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the north.

3. Fentangon loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.