Habtigtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish narwhal.

Habtigtarg created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habtigtarg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Habtigtarg, she will remove you from existence.

Habtigtarg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Habtigtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.