Wanjigzot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish donkey.

Wanjigzot created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanjigzot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wanjigzot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wanjigzot's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wanjigzot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wanjigzot.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not speak about bread.