Mitlogbog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy turtle.

Mitlogbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitlogbog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitlogbog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Mitlogbog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mitlogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Worship no other gods but Mitlogbog.

5. Always help mites in need.