Cutlimdim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless weasel.

Cutlimdim created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Cutlimdim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cutlimdim, he will not care at all.

Cutlimdim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cutlimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutlimdim.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.