Sisvillab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sisvillab created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisvillab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sisvillab, it will turn you into a worm.

Sisvillab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sisvillab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed garlic to snails while wearing brown trousers.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.