Mitrowflis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome weasel.

Mitrowflis created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mitrowflis, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mitrowflis, it will not care.

Mitrowflis' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mitrowflis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

3. Never jump near voles.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Mitrowflis loves gulls, so they must be honoured.