Libgumlak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented faun.

Libgumlak created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libgumlak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Libgumlak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Libgumlak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Libgumlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.