Migbempin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, flying manatee.

Migbempin created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migbempin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migbempin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Migbempin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Migbempin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never laugh near sheep.

3. Hide from pink eagles for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.