Dogsafsaw is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical narwhal.
Dogsafsaw created life seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Dogsafsaw, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Dogsafsaw, he will turn you into a tree.
Dogsafsaw's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Dogsafsaw's Holy Commandments
1. Do not skip in public.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always wear white.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Always help sick goats.