Vigneglit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental shrew.

Vigneglit created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigneglit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vigneglit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vigneglit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vigneglit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vigneglit.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.