Cubortfombadkabstip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, loving dryad.

Cubortfombadkabstip created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubortfombadkabstip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cubortfombadkabstip, he will be very unhappy.

Cubortfombadkabstip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cubortfombadkabstip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing pink skirts.