Wadbegtail Mapbusgam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving wasp.

Wadbegtail Mapbusgam created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbegtail Mapbusgam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadbegtail Mapbusgam, she will turn you into a rock.

Wadbegtail Mapbusgam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wadbegtail Mapbusgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.