Rillatyat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic raven.

Rillatyat created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillatyat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rillatyat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rillatyat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rillatyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never feed strawberries to bats while wearing magenta shorts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rillatyat.