Stikyikstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, intelligent dog.

Stikyikstrag created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikyikstrag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stikyikstrag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Stikyikstrag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stikyikstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.