Bidomtwig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful pigeon.

Bidomtwig created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bidomtwig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bidomtwig, he will make you grow a tail.

Bidomtwig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bidomtwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Run away if eight turtles approach from the south.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bidomtwig.