Vedsincad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty crocodile.

Vedsincad created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Vedsincad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vedsincad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vedsincad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vedsincad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Vedsincad first in all things.

5. Do not eat grapes.