Pagcenzodnanwabgigkik is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered camel.

Pagcenzodnanwabgigkik created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcenzodnanwabgigkik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pagcenzodnanwabgigkik, it will not care at all.

Pagcenzodnanwabgigkik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pagcenzodnanwabgigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.