Arpbassont is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless yak.

Arpbassont created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Arpbassont, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arpbassont, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arpbassont's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Arpbassont's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Arpbassont.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.