Kiksabyimbod is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring goose.

Kiksabyimbod created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiksabyimbod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kiksabyimbod, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kiksabyimbod's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kiksabyimbod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kiksabyimbod.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never paint your hands violet.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kiksabyimbod.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.