Bagmigben is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, ruthless wren.

Bagmigben created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagmigben, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagmigben, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bagmigben's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bagmigben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must love Bagmigben.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Always help sick pigs.