Sanfumdunlidhamont is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented dragonfly.

Sanfumdunlidhamont created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanfumdunlidhamont, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sanfumdunlidhamont, she will torture you forever.

Sanfumdunlidhamont's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sanfumdunlidhamont's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sanfumdunlidhamont nine times a day.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.